Humorous quotes Quotes
26 quotes
""If anything goes wrong, you die first." - Richard"
""Bags, woman, shall I tell them that it would be rather inconvenient for them to attack right now and to please come back to kill us later?" — Zedd, to Verna"
""'If we all knew each other's secrets, it would prove a very strange world. Besides, it would take all the fun out of the telling of them.' His thin lips widened in a smile, his eyes sparkled. 'But I fear no secret of a person I trust, and he has no need to fear mine. It is part of being friends.'" — Zedd"
""Stop looking so young and innocent all the time, Warren. It's just plain irritating." — Cara"
""Nathan bought himself a sword today. He is now fighting invisible monsters. He is a one thousand year old child." — Ann"
""The time for desperation is upon us. Let's play." — Zedd"
""If you get yourself killed trying to rule the world, I will personally break every bone in your body." — Cara"
""You want to be healed, now? Or would you prefer to bleed to death so I can try my hand at resurrection?" — Nathan Rahl"
""Lord Rahl told us to protect you as we would protect him. If you are not careful, Mother Confessor, and needlessly endanger Lord Rahl...I will withdraw my permission for Richard to keep you." — Cara"
""Why would you say that? I've been told that I'm a most pleasant traveling companion. Do we have any of that sausage left?" — Zedd"
""I have my wizard's rock along. Could I interest you? Naked?" — Zedd"
""Well finally! We did everything but to leave a note pinned to the hem of her dress that said, Oh by the way, the Prelate and the prophet are still alive, you dolt." — Nathan Rahl"
""She turned her face away. “Never. Get on with the torture before I fall asleep and miss it." — Cara"
""You look funny without your pants." — Scarlet"
""The elders are becoming concerned. They would like to know when they can have their spirit house back." — Zedd, to Richard and Kahlan"
""Come to me, brother wind! Gather about! Blow a gale for me! What's the matter with the two of you? Did you eat some bad berries?" — Richard"
""The last time I saw one of the boxes of Orden, it was open, and it was sucking my bastard father into the underworld." — Richard"
""Zedd, I'm tired of being dead." — Kahlan"
""You actually read the reports?!?" — Ann"
""Zedd has succumbed to a bout of loud cursing and arm flailing, he is swearing oaths about what he intends to do to Nathan, I am sure he will find most of his intentions physically impossible." — Ann"
""Lord Rahl, I know you like me the best, but stop thinking about my behind as I walk, and write your letter." — Berdine"
""I think you are bound and determined, one way or another, to have your clothes off in the spirit house." — Richard to Kahlan"
""There can be powerful magic in acts of desperation." — Zedd"
""Zedd thought that Mord-Sith must strut, even when they were alone..." — Zedd"
""They didn't like my Agiel. When you fixed the magic, I made them curse their mothers for ever meeting their fathers." — Cara"
""He mocks me whenever I say it looks like it will rain. His eyes get real big and he says, 'Magic! You must have magic, my boy, to read the clouds and know the future so.'" — Richard, on Zedd"