Carol Creighton Burnett

Born: 26 April 1933, San Antonio, Texas
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- Adolescence is just one big walking pimple. permalink
Carol Burnett - Because nobody goes through life without a scar. permalink
Carol Burnett - But I didn't ask to have somebody nose around in my private life. I didn't even ask to be famous. All I asked was to be able to earn a living making people laugh. permalink
Carol Burnett - But I don't begrudge anybody, because I know how hard it is to have that dream and to make it happen, whether or not it's just to put a roof over your head and food on the table. permalink
Carol Burnett - Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away. permalink
Carol Burnett - Comedy equals tragedy plus time. permalink
Carol Burnett - Comedy is tragedy plus time. permalink
Carol Burnett - Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head. permalink
Carol Burnett - I don't have false teeth. Do you think I'd buy teeth like these? permalink
Carol Burnett - I have always grown from my problems and challenges, from the things that don't work out, that's when I've really learned. permalink
Carol Burnett - I liked myself better when I wasn't me. permalink
Carol Burnett - I wish my mother had left me something about how she felt growing up. I wish my grandmother had done the same. I wanted my girls to know me. permalink
Carol Burnett - It costs a lot to sue a magazine, and it's too bad that we don't have a system where the losing team has to pay the winning team's lawyers. permalink
Carol Burnett - It's also selfish because it makes you feel good when you help others. I've been helped by acts of kindness from strangers. That's why we're here, after all, to help others. permalink
Carol Burnett - My grandmother and I followed my mother here, to a house a block north of Hollywood Boulevard but a million miles away from Hollywood, if you know what I mean. We would hang out behind the ropes and look at the movie stars arriving at the premieres. permalink
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