Heywood "Woody" Allen (Allan Stewart Konigsberg)
Photo by Colin Swan (9 January 2006)
Born: 1 December 1935, Brooklyn, New York
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- A relationship is like a shark. You know, it has to constantly move forward or it dies. And I think what we got on our hands is a dead shark. permalink
Woody Allen - character Alvy Singer in Annie Hall (1977) - All men are mortal. Socrates was mortal. Therefore, all men are Socrates. permalink
Woody Allen - Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will not have you declared legally insane in order to gain control of your estate. permalink
Woody Allen - As the poet said, Only God can make a tree - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. permalink
Woody Allen - Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. permalink
Woody Allen - Eighty percent of success is showing up. permalink
Woody Allen - Guys like Martin Scorsese and Spike Lee depict New York very often very realistically. Very, very beautifully and very correctly. I don't. The New York I've shown over the years is the New York I got from Hollywood movies. permalink
Woody Allen - USA Today interview - I agree my play ["Honeymoon Motel"] is indeed serene and alarmed and that's probably what accounts for the apparent epidemic of narcolepsy amongst the audience. permalink
Woody Allen - "Allen, Coen and May: 3 Wits, One Show", The New York Times (13 October 2011) - I am at two with nature. permalink
Woody Allen - I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying. permalink
Woody Allen - I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage is being able to make a right turn on a red light. permalink
Woody Allen - character Alvy Singer in Annie Hall (1977) - I hate reality. But where else can you get a good steak dinner? permalink
Woody Allen - I loathed every day and regret every day I spent in school. permalink
Woody Allen - I recently turned 60. Practically a third of my life is over. permalink
Woody Allen - I still fantasize that a million interesting stories are occurring in those apartments on Fifth Avenue and in those redbrick houses on Bank Street and on Central Park West. You know, it's still so vibrant that I've never felt any diminution of intensity for the city. It's always Manhattan, this little, compact island, where everything is going on. The cosmetics have changed. You know, it's a computer world now, and terminology changes, and styles of psychotherapy changed to a degree, and the protocols of relationships go in and out. But the fundamentals have not changed. permalink
Woody Allen - New York magazine interview
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