Scott Raymond Adams
Born: 8 June 1957, Windham, New York
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- All great ideas look like bad ideas to people who are losers. It's always good to test a new idea with known losers to make sure they don't like it. permalink
Scott Adams - Always remember that as long as other people are gullible, there's no limit to what you can achieve. permalink
Scott Adams - Dilbert's Guide to the Rest of Your Life: Dispatches from Cubicleland (2007) - As you know, the best way to solve a problem is to identify the core belief that causes the problem; then mock that belief until the people who hold it insist that you heard them wrong. permalink
Scott Adams - DNRC Newsletter #58 (11 November 2004) - Ask a deeply religious Christian if he'd rather live next to a bearded Muslim that may or may not be plotting a terror attack, or an atheist that may or may not show him how to set up a wireless network in his house. On the scale of prejudice, atheists don't seem so bad lately. permalink
Scott Adams - "Atheists: The New Gays" - post on Dilbert blog (19 Nobember 2006) - Be careful that what you write does not offend anybody or cause problems within the company. The safest approach is to remove all useful information. permalink
Scott Adams - The Joy of Work: Dilbert's Guide to Finding Happiness at the Expense of Your Co-Workers (1998) - Caring about the quality of your work causes stress. Stress can kill you. Maintain good health by remembering that the stockholders are complete strangers who have never done anything for you. permalink
Scott Adams - Dilbert's Guide to the Rest of Your Life: Dispatches from Cubicleland (2007) - Common sense isn't a real thing. And its ugly cousin, fairness, is a concept invented so dumb people could participate in arguments. permalink
Scott Adams - Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company. permalink
Scott Adams - Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. permalink
Scott Adams - The Dilbert Principle (1996) - Dogbert's Motto: Dance like it hurts. Love like you need money. Work when people are watching. permalink
Scott Adams - Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems. permalink
Scott Adams - Every generation of humans believed it had all the answers it needed, except for a few mysteries they assumed would be solved at any moment. And they all believed their ancestors were simplistic and deluded. What are the odds that you are the first generation of humans who will understand reality? permalink
Scott Adams - "The Avatar" - God's Debris: A Thought Experiment (2001) - Everybody is somebody's else's weirdo. permalink
Scott Adams - Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry man about fish, and you're a consultant. permalink
Scott Adams - Hard work is rewarding. Taking credit for other people's hard work is rewarding and faster. permalink
Scott Adams - Dilbert's Guide to the Rest of Your Life: Dispatches from Cubicleland (2007)
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