Phyllis Ada Diller, 1917 - 2012
At Brentwood, California home on 25 February 2007. Photo by Brian Hamilton
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- Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle - keep away from children. permalink
Phyllis Diller - We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. permalink
Phyllis Diller - What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day. permalink
Phyllis Diller - Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age. As your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. permalink
Phyllis Diller - Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and a three-dollar pantyhose that won't run. permalink
Phyllis Diller - You can say the nastiest things about yourself without offending anyone. permalink
Phyllis Diller - You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type. permalink
Phyllis Diller - You know you're old if your walker has an airbag. permalink
Phyllis Diller
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