Phyllis Ada Diller, 1917 - 2012
At Brentwood, California home on 25 February 2007. Photo by Brian Hamilton
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- I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. permalink
Phyllis Diller - I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch." permalink
Phyllis Diller - I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them. permalink
Phyllis Diller - I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. permalink
Phyllis Diller - I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing. permalink
Phyllis Diller - I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night and reduce the crime rate. permalink
Phyllis Diller - I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap? permalink
Phyllis Diller - If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. permalink
Phyllis Diller - If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door greet him with, "Who could have done this? We have no enemies." permalink
Phyllis Diller - In most states you can get a driver's license when you're sixteen years old, which made a lot of sense to me when I was sixteen years old but now seems insane. permalink
Phyllis Diller - It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge. permalink
Phyllis Diller - It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core. permalink
Phyllis Diller - It's an ill will that blows when you leave the hairdresser. permalink
Phyllis Diller - Keep at least one window pane clean to check the weather. Once when I didn't do this I sent the kids off with umbrellas for six weeks straight. permalink
Phyllis Diller - Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out. permalink
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