Maureen Murphy quotes:
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- A woman president would be great because she would save the country money, because she would make half of what a man president makes. permalink
quoted by Mary Unterbrink in Funny Women: American Comediennes, 1860-1985 (1987)
- If God meant us to be naked he would have made our skin fit better. permalink
- Some men are so macho they'll get you pregnant just to kill a rabbit. permalink
- The reason there are so few female politicians is that it is too much trouble to put makeup on two faces. permalink
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