Dennis Miller
Born: 3 November 1953, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
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- America may be the best country in the world, but that's kind of like being the valedictorian of summer school. permalink
Dennis Miller - Associated Press interview (26 January 2004) permalink
Dennis Miller - I don't have credibility, I'm a comedian. I'm not Ed Murrow up on the roof in a London fog reporting on the blitz. - Bill Gates is a monocle and a Persian cat away from being the villain in a James Bond movie. permalink
Dennis Miller - Charisma is what makes one man a skinny grandfather with bad teeth repeating the same story since 1964, and the other man Mick Jagger singing 'Satisfaction' to a stadium full of screaming fans at 300 bucks a head. permalink
Dennis Miller - Everybody has to sell out at some point to make a living. I'm a family man. I sold out to make an M&M commercial. They offer incredible amounts of money, and I say, 'What can I do to sell one more piece of candy for you? Do you want me to hug the M&M?' permalink
Dennis Miller - I believe everything I say in the show, but I don't walk around in my everyday life like some incensed Rasputin. If I did, do you know how alone I'd be in the world? permalink
Dennis Miller - I think the American legal system sucks worse than a Celine Dion cover version of "Whole Lotta Love." permalink
Dennis Miller - I'm one of the more pessimistic cats on the planet. I make Van Gogh look like a rodeo clown. permalink
Dennis Miller - Parenting is the easiest job to get, you just have to screw up once and it's yours. permalink
Dennis Miller - Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live. permalink
Dennis Miller - Thanks to the notion of dysfunction, every zipperhead in this country can tap himself with a Freudian wand and go from failed frog to misunderstood prince. permalink
Dennis Miller - The current tax code is harder to understand than Bob Dylan reading Finnegans Wake in a wind tunnel. permalink
Dennis Miller - The only way we were going to get the French to go into Iraq was to tell them we thought there were truffles in there. permalink
Dennis Miller - Then people ask me if I'm worried about the effects of global warming on my kids. Well, obviously I love my kids and I want them to live to be a 100. So that's another 1.8 degrees. My kids’ kids? Three point six. I'll just tell them we moved to Phoenix. permalink
Dennis Miller - "When Did Nature Get So Whiney?" (12 September 2003) - We should fight to preserve a country where people such as Michael Moore get to miss the point as badly as he misses it. permalink
Dennis Miller - The Toronto Star (13 June 2004)
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