David Michael Letterman
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Born: 12 April 1947, Indianapolis, Indiana
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- A lot of folks are still demanding more evidence before they actually consider Iraq a threat. For example, France wants more evidence. And you know I'm thinking, the last time France wanted more evidence they rolled right through Paris with the German flag. permalink
David Letterman - According to the Rand McNally Places-Rated Almanac, the best place to live in America is the city of Pittsburgh. The city of New York came in twenty-fifth. Here in New York we really don't care too much. Because we know that we could beat up their city. permalink
David Letterman - Asked by reporters about his upcoming marriage to a forty-two-year-old woman, director Roman Polanski told reporters, 'The way I look at it, she's the equivalent of three fourteen-year-olds.' permalink
David Letterman - Experts say that Iraq may have nuclear weapons. That's bad news — they may have a nuclear bomb. Now the good news is that they have to drop it with a camel. permalink
David Letterman - Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees. permalink
David Letterman - For the love of God, folks, don't try this at home. permalink
David Letterman - I cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show host. permalink
David Letterman - I haven't reached nirvana yet, but I've been to Detroit. permalink
David Letterman - I know these jokes aren't great, ladies and gentlemen, see this is the problem you run into when you're between impeachments. permalink
David Letterman - I'm just trying to make a smudge on the collective unconscious. permalink
David Letterman - If it weren't for the coffee, I'd have no identifiable personality whatsoever. permalink
David Letterman - If what you've done is stupid, but it works..then it really isn't all that stupid. permalink
David Letterman - Iraq's elite Republican Guard is doing so badly they're changing their name to the Democratic Guard. permalink
David Letterman - It's so warm now, and Thanksgiving came so early — is it just me, or does it not really feel like Ramadan? permalink
David Letterman - Labour day is a great American holiday that people celebrate by going out and buying products made in China. permalink
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