Quotes of the Day for 4 February 2004 – Breasts
I know people who actually watched the football game on Sunday, and I'm told it was actually a pretty good game. I also heard from those who watched the commercials that the creative level of ads during the game was well below normal. But it all was eclipsed by Janet Jackson's mostly bare bejeweled breast. What a kerfuffle that has turned out to be! Was it tasteless? Probably. Was it planned? Certainly. Is it going to jack up sales of Ms Jackson's next album? You've gotta believe it. Does Michael Powell and the FCC have better things to do than investigate this silliness? I certainly hope so.
I find the three major problems on a campus are sex for the students, athletics for the alumni, and parking for the faculty.
- Clark Kerr, President, University of California at Berkeley
The average human has about one breast and one testicle.
- From Statistics 101
In the last couple of weeks I have seen the ads for the Wonder Bra. Is that really a problem in this country? Men not paying enough attention to women's breasts?
- Hugh Grant
If you suck on a tit the movie gets an R rating. If you hack the tit off with an axe it will be PG.
- Jack Nicholson
There is hardly anyone whose sexual life, if it were broadcast, would not fill the world at large with surprise and horror.
- W. Somerset Maugham, 1874 - 1965
In America sex is an obsession, in other parts of the world it is a fact.
- Marlene Dietrich, 1901 - 1992
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