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Quotes of the Day for 11 January 2004 – Critters

I guess I opened a can of worms by giving equal time to the cats on Saturday. I promptly got demands for equal time for birds, iguanas, gerbils, guinea pigs, and goldfish. Some of those weren't present in the database at all. So here's to all the critters we share our homes with, and a couple of worms.

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The quotes:

A three-year-old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm.
     - Bill Vaughan

I feel so agitated all the time, like a hamster in search of a wheel
     - Carrie Fisher

Life, according to Zen, ought to be lived as a bird flies through the air, or as a fish swims in the water.
     - D. T. Suzuki

There is a natural hootchy-kootchy to a goldfish.
     - Walter Elias Disney, 1901 - 1966

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress.
     - Tennessee Williams, 1911 - 1983

Of course, we are all worms - but I like to think, at least, that I am a glowworm.
     - Winston Churchill, 1874 - 1965

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