Quotes of the Day for 22 May 2002 – Doctors
Since we took a swipe at lawyers yesterday, a reader suggested equal time woudl be in order for another group of professionals: Doctors.
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
- Erma Bombeck
The best doctor in the world is a veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter - he's got to just know.
- Will Rogers
He's the best physician that knows the worthlessness of the most medicines.
- Benjamin Franklin, 1706 - 1790
A doctor's reputation is made by the number of eminent men who die under his care.
- George Bernard Shaw, 1856 - 1950
I told my doctor I got all the exercise I needed being a pallbearer for all my friends who run and do exercises!
- Winston Churchill, 1874 - 1965
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