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Quotes of the Day for 22 May 2002 – Doctors

Since we took a swipe at lawyers yesterday, a reader suggested equal time woudl be in order for another group of professionals: Doctors.

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The quotes:

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
     - Erma Bombeck

The best doctor in the world is a veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter - he's got to just know.
     - Will Rogers

He's the best physician that knows the worthlessness of the most medicines.
     - Benjamin Franklin, 1706 - 1790

A doctor's reputation is made by the number of eminent men who die under his care.
     - George Bernard Shaw, 1856 - 1950

I told my doctor I got all the exercise I needed being a pallbearer for all my friends who run and do exercises!
     - Winston Churchill, 1874 - 1965

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