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Quotes of the Day for 15 April 2002 – Taxes

15 April, the statutory deadline for filing and paying personal income tax in the United States. The Postal Service will be keeping late hours today for those who wish to pay at the last possible instant. I'm not sure I know anyone who actually files their taxes on the 15th - those who expected a refund filed in February, everyone else is filing for an extension in hopes that a few more months of careful study will change the bad news.

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The quotes:

To lay with one hand the power of government on the property of a citizen, and with the other to bestow it on favored individuals ... is none the less robbery because it was done under the forms of law and is called taxation.
     - Justice Miller

Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today.
     - Herman Wouk

Unquestionably, there is progress. The average American now pays out twice as much in taxes as he formerly got in wages.
     - Henry Louis Mencken, 1880 - 1956

All the taxes paid over a lifetime by the average American are spent by the government in less than a second.
     - Jim Fiebig

Tax reform means Don't tax you, don't tax me, tax that fellow behind the tree.
     - Russell Long

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