Quotes of the Day for 12 March 2002 – National Months
Whoever is in charge of setting National (insert cause here) Months must have been hungry in March. This is National Hamburger Month, National Frozen Foods Month, and National Peanut Month.
If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.
- Johnny Carson
There is something wrong when you wait in line thirty minutes to get a hamburger that was cooked for ninety seconds an hour ago.
- Lewis Grizzard
No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after eating one peanut.
- Channing Pollock
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
- Charles Monroe Schulz, 1922 - 2000
I hate television. I hate it as much as I hate peanuts. But I can not stop eating peanuts.
- Orson Welles, 1915 - 1985
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