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Quotes of the Day for 10 March 2001 – Sex

One of our younger readers, having passed an important milestone in his life, requested quotes on Sex. Well, Jason, your life just got more complex. Most of the quotes on that subject in our database tend to be cautionary, here are a few.

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The quotes:

Whatever else can be said about sex, it cannot be called a dignified performance.
     - Helen Lawrenson

Anyone who eats three meals a day should understand why cookbooks outsell sex books three to one.
     - L. M. Boyd

Nobody will ever win the Battle of the Sexes. There's just too much fraternizing with the enemy.
     - Henry Alfred Kissinger

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.
     - P. J. O'Rourke

Physics is like sex: sure, it may give some practical results, but that's not why we do it.
     - Richard Feynman

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