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Quotes of the Day for 9 December 2000 – Dogs and Humans

Somewhere in the mists of time the first dog started guarding the sleeping hunters in exchange for a chance to get near the fire. Here are some thoughts on how that relationship has developed.

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The quotes:

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
     - Ann Landers

Heaven goes by favour. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
     - Mark Twain

In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him.
     - Dereke Bruce

If I had to choose, I would rather have birds than airplanes.
     - Charles Augustus Lindbergh

Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.
     - Doug Larson

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