Quotes of the Day for 27 October 2000 – Cars
The automobile is a wonderful thing, almost magical on a Spring day with your sweetheart and plans for a picnic. Most of the time Cars are just big smelly things that you have to have to get somewhere you really didn't want to be in the first place. And then there are days when you spend four hours trying to get five miles - you learn which neighbors have jumper cables. On the other hand, when my car breaks I can get a theme for the day out of it.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
- Earl Wilson
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.
- Dudley Moore
If automobiles had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside.
- Robert X. Cringeley
What's all this crap about the perfect man? I'd settle for one who has his own car and a steady job.
- Mary Rockne
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