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Quotes of the Day for 26 October 2000 – Home

Looking at the database for yesterday's "coming home" theme I see that I could probably go for weeks on home and family without repeating myself. But I'll resist that temptation. After I share these more humorous items.

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The quotes:

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires.
     - Dorothy Parker

Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
     - Erma Bombeck

Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
     - Bill Cosby

It is always preferable to visit home with a friend. Your parents will not be pleased with this plan, because they want you all to themselves and because in the presence of your friend, they will have to act like mature human beings ...
     - Playboy

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