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Quotes of the Day for 3 October 2000 – Doctors

Johns Hopkins University opened on this day in 1876, the first school in the US to train physicians and the model for modern medical training worldwide. I'll take that as an excuse to dredge up some doctor quotes.

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The quotes:

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.
     - Orson Welles

I was alarmed at my doctor's report: He said I was sound as a dollar.
     - Ronald Wilson Reagan

The best doctor in the world is a veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter - he's got to just know.
     - Will Rogers

God heals, and the doctor takes the fees.
     - Benjamin Franklin

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