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Quotes of the Day for 29 September 2000 – Texas

When a quote I used earlier this month mentioned Texas, a homesick Texan wrote looking for more Texas quotes. It's big, the weather is ferocious, and the denizens seem very proud of it all.

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The quotes:

If a man's from Texas, he'll tell you. If he's not, why embarass him by asking?
     - John Gunther

If I owned Texas and Hell, I would rent out Texas and live in Hell.
     - Philip H. Sheridan

The rest of the world is sweeping past us. The oil and gas of the Texas future is the well-educated mind. But we are still worried about whether Midland can beat Odessa at football.
     - Mark White

The Creation of the Universe was made possible by a grant from Texas Instruments.
     - PBS sponsor identification

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