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Quotes of the Day for 16 September 2000 – Party

Friday is behind us, and I haven't done a Party theme for a while. So knock yourself out, it's the weekend.

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The quotes:

Let the chips fall where they may, but when the alcohol wears off tomorrow there's going to be one hell of a mess to clean up.
     - David Muench

If you have a skeleton in your closet, take it out and dance with it.
     - Carolyn MacKenzie

A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks; a woman loses hers after four kisses.
     - Henry Louis Mencken

Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living.
     - Jean Kerr

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