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Quotes of the Day for 9 September 2000 – Telephone

Yesterday's theme was letters of love. But in the last year of the second millennium the telephone is the primary medium of affectionate discourse. For those of you needing inspiration to use all those free weekend minutes, today's quotes relate to the Telephone.

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The quotes:

Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, opulence is when you have three - and paradise is when you have none.
     - Doug Larson

Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
     - Fran Lebowitz

We listen too much to the telephone and too little to nature. The wind is one of my sounds. A lonely sound, perhaps, but soothing.
     - Andre Kostelanetz

If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting?
     - Stephen Levine


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