Quotes of the Day for 28 June 2000 – Matrimony
Henry VIII was born on this day in 1491, suggesting that we look for quotes along a matrimonial theme.
In Biblical times, a man could have as many wives as he could afford. Just like today.
- Abigail Van Buren
Marriage should be a duet: when one sings, the other claps.
- Joe Murray
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
- Rita Rudner
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher...and that is a good thing for any man.
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