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Your Quotes for 13 July 2005 - Vacation

Don is a longtime QOTD subscriber preparing to lead a troop of Boy Scouts on a camping vacation. Brave man! He asked for quotes on vacations, I presume he already has all the merit badges he can wear. Of course, he may find the woods crowded, I note that over 200 QOTD subscribers currently are on vacation hold.

A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking.
     - Earl Wilson

Laughter is an instant vacation!
     - Milton Berle, 1908 - 2002

I envy people who can just look at a sunset. I wonder how you can shoot it. There is nothing more grotesque to me than a vacation.
     - Dustin Hoffman

No man needs a vacation so much as the person who has just had one.
     - Elbert Hubbard

With me, a change of trouble is as good as a vacation.
     - David Lloyd George, 1863 - 1945

On vacations: We hit the sunny beaches where we occupy ourselves keeping the sun off our skin, the saltwater off our bodies, and the sand out of our belongings.
     - Erma Bombeck, 1927 - 1996

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