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Issues Index | Next => Imelda Romualdez was born at Tacloban City, Philippines on this day in 1929. In 1950 she was named Miss Manila, and after a well-publicized 11-day courtship she married Ferdinand Marcos in 1954. In 1965 Ferdinand was elected president, the next year Imelda sent MPs to awaken Beatles manager Brian Epstein, demanding that the band appear at a party at her residence. Attempts to steal the reelection of 1985 caused the couple to flee the country, Imelda later returned and ran for president twice. She was also convicted twice of corruption and extortion, in 1993 she was sentenced to 1,824 years although she didn't seem to serve any of it. But outside the Philippines, everyone remembers mostly that, had she served that sentence, she had two pairs of shoes for every year.
A Roman divorced from his wife, being highly blamed by his friends, who demanded, "Was she not chaste? Was she not fair? Was she not fruitful?" holding out his shoe, asked them whether it was not new and well made. "Yet," added he, "none of you can tell where it pinches me." We do not need to be shoemakers to know if our shoes fit, and just as little have we any need to be professionals to acquire knowledge of matters of universal interest. Here's to the day when it is May Yet if a woman never lets herself go, how will she ever know how far she might have got? If she never takes off her high- heeled shoes, how will she ever know how far she could walk or how fast she could run? The poor taxpayer may wipe his shoes on a $3 doormat when he goes home, but not the Navy. It is, damn the cost, full feet ahead on a doormat you would be ashamed to get muddy. Would you like to see quotes like these in your mail tomorrow morning? Our 10,000 loyal subscribers hate to miss a day, perhaps you should sign up now! No cost or obligation, just be open to the enlightenment waiting for you among our 22,500+ quotes.
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