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Quotes of the Day for 6 April 2005 - Diets

Whatever the real merits of low-carb diets may be, they seem to dramatically improve my cholesterol readings, so that's the diet I'm on. But no matter how good my low-carb foods may be, eventually it gets old. I couldn't resist. An hour ago I broke down and went to the convenience store for beer and chips. So you're getting a really light-weight theme, and I'm heading off to watch a movie and pig out.

I went on a diet - had to go on two diets at the same time 'cause one diet wasn't giving me enough food.
     - Barry Marter

No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain you might look good, but all you could do is run for office.
     - Covert Bailey

I've been on a constant diet for the last two decades. I've lost a total of 789 pounds. By all accounts, I should be hanging from a charm bracelet.
     - Erma Louise Bombeck, 1927 - 1996

To safeguard one's health at the cost of too strict a diet is a tiresome illness indeed.
     - François, Duc de La Rochefoucauld, 1613 - 1680

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on.
     - Jean Kerr

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.
     - Mae West, 1892 - 1980

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